relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
A woman is like a tea bag - you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
i hate small talk. tell me about your worn-out Vans, or which perfume samples you use to make you smell less terrible. tell me about how you don’t shower often, or how you spent all your money on lottery tickets when you turned 18 so now you live in a dumpster behind Burger King
So we got some hamsters in at work.
And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.
paranormal stuff is way more interesting than real life explanations that’s why I hate scientists
liking a boy is so confusing like… i hate boys. but i like this one. but i must not like him. but he’s alright. no he sucks. hes better than other boys.. no. u must not love the enemy.